This is another new little series I plan on incorporating here. I have my blog printed in book form each year so I want to keep a running list of all the funny toddler talk that is going on in our house.
My favorite is that she has a bit of lisp, so that her S’s are pronounced with a G or an SH. For her birthday she got an overstuffed chair, which we refer to as her seat, and two months later she is still exuberant about it. Whenever we have people over, she points excitedly to it while yelling “Dat ma shi-yit! DAT MA SHI-YIT!”
She’s very gangsta. Here are some other funny things she has said lately:
“Mama! I shi-yit on Midder Bockadush!” - Said as she bounces up and down on top of her stuffed fox, named Mister Fox.
“Here go mama, gween bow!” - Said as she hands me an orange bow.
“Oh Mama, you wock da happo booka?” - asked when she saw me sitting in a rocking chair holding a book adorned with a hippopotamus on it’s cover
Scarlette: “Daee wuhk?”
Mommy: “Yes, Daddy is at work”
Scarlette: “Oh. Do you wan go wuhk?”
Mommy: “Scarlette, are you ready to eat breakfast?”
Scarlette: “Ya! Ya! EGGS!”
Mommy: “You want me to fix you some eggs?”
Scarlette: “No, I don’t wike eggs.”
Mommy: “Good morning, would you like some breakfast?”
Scarlette: “No, I wan dance! Pokey pokey ashies pall down!”
Mommy: “Scarlette, if you pull Lucy Dog’s tail again, you will have to sit in time out.”
Scarlette: “Ya! I wike time ow-yut!”
Mommy: “Scarlette, what is on your pajamas?”
Scarlette: “Tucks! Tucks yamas!”
Mommy: “Good try but actually, those are penguins on your pajamas.”
Scarlette: “Ning Nans! Ning Nans QUACK QUACK!”
Mommy, hollering over my shoulder in answer to Jeff “Kay!”
Scarlette: “LMNOP! Shupa Why!”
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What a doll baby! It sounds like she certainly keeps you hopping!
Absolutely adorable! I cannot wait until we have sweet little babies running around the house with their funny little words.
She’s such a funny, spirited little thing. I love reading this stuff! And one day, she will, too.
Even though it was probably only a month or 2, it felt like YEARS that Levi mispronounced truck. It rhymed with truck, but seemed MUCH more aggressive than truck in the Target toy aisle.
HI-Larious! I love that you’re doing this! Also, so cool that you have your blog printed out as a book every year! Can I ask what service you use for that? Thanks!
Unbelievably cute! I love this girl so much. Thanks for sharing. I never thought I would be the type of mom who loves baby talk, but I love their unique pronunciations and mispronunciations so much I start to talk like my babies instead of correcting them.
ha! Us too- we are constantly using “scarlette speak” around here – even when she is not around!
My best friend’s 4 year old has Sensory Processing Disorder & has just really start talking clearly over the last year. My favorite new word of his is “Fowers” for “flowers”!
Oh dear goodness – I giggled all the way through this post, but the last one made me guffaw. You simply must share these on a regular basis!
What company do you use to create a book from your blog? I am interested in doing this myself…
I’ve used Blurb and Blog 2 Print both in the past with success – I typically use whichever one I have the better coupon for since it is a bit spendy
i think the last one is my favorite. there is something so precious about those first few years of speaking that make recording conversations so fun/sweet/hilarious.
Too cute! I hope that I have gangster talking kids one day
LOL – they were all pretty cute but” LMNOP Shupa why!” Made me bust out laughing. It public.