Jeff was all “where did this burst of craftiness come from?” and then I was all “OUR CHILD DOESN’T SLEEP EVER” and proceeded to explain how it’s way better to glue bits of paper together at 3am than it is to watch the Home Shopping Network. He agreed with me quickly, as he is well aware of my former problems with that channel. Hello, child size replicas of Princess Diana in porcelain. Related: if any of y’all collect porcelain dolls of the royal family…
My pages used to be like this: layer, layer, mist, layer, paint, layer, glitter, GLITTER!
And now they are like: cut, paste, bedtime.
I’m so tired that I wasn’t even tempted to break out the glitter. Okay, I was a little tempted. But then I caught a glimpse of the vacuum in the corner and I changed my mind.